The truth is out there, but anyone who thinks it will come from this pathetic excuse for a presidential administration is, quite frankly, a duped imbecile. Hence, after yet another wholly staged (prove me wrong) assassination attempt orchestrated by those who prop up a pathological sociopath undeserving of, and unfit for, the title of US president, it’s time to write on a subject that’s been simmering for months.
Specifically, I’m referring to a February 2026 announcement, if you can call a ridiculous Truth Social post a presidential pronouncement, in which the demented tyrannical toddler supposedly “authorized” the Pentagon and other government entities to begin gathering all files related to UFOs and UAP.
Whatever this “gathering” is intended to mean, given the timing and desperation, it was clearly another insipid attempted distraction from the Epstein Files failing to be released—in deliberate contravention of an actual law requiring their full and unredacted disclosure by whatever remains of the US government.
Given a maniacal willingness to do and say anything to prevent the truth about his sordid and sadistic pedophilia from coming to light, including starting a war and the aforementioned attempts to invoke sympathy and support via orchestrated violence that has also been flagrantly and brutally perpetrated against immigrants and US citizens, why would the subject of UFOs and extraterrestrials be any different?
Nevertheless one hopeful soul—a perhaps far-too-kind euphemism for hapless sap—treated this mere social media blathering as actual “Breaking News!” on the MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) website, no less. Complete with that joke of a touched-up photo of the narcissist-in-chief trying to look tough and a reposting of his idiot missive in full, including a reference to a “Secretary of War” and a concluding statement of “GOD BLESS AMERICA.” As if that somehow lends credibility to this insane and inane post.
At least this MUFON “news brief” posed several questions at the end, though unfortunately rendered in typical MAGA fashion—all caps: SO! IS THIS IT? IS DISLOSURE ABOUT TO ERUPT? OR IS IT JUST BREAD AND CIRCUSES TO KEEP THE PEOPLE HAPPY?
I truly have no clue what the hell “bread and circuses” is supposed to mean any more than keeping the “people happy,” but at least I didn’t let this scrap of stupidity offered as legitimate news keep me from joining MUFON.
Although, inevitably, an attendee at the last meeting just had to bring up—in that wink-wink tone that says they’ve deluded themselves into thinking they have some insider scoop—about how “President Trump” was going to release all the UFO files. Thank goodness the head of New Mexico MUFON answered to the effect of how that’s about as believable as anything else he’s said, and I thanked her for that. In truth, my only reticence in joining this organization earlier this month was not necessarily over concerns of being among wacked out UFO conspiracy theorists, unless they were also complete MAGA morons. The latter is something I prefer to avoid all contact with.
Next up in actual breaking news, not to be outdone by the pathological president, the vapid and vile vice president—who has so many aliases you’d think he had something to hide—announced that he believes UFOs are satanic “demons,” not aliens, so he’s going to Area 51 to find out. Couched in other terms, is he claiming that a secretive CIA-run government facility is actually used for satanic worship and not for hiding extraterrestrial beings?
Anything else I have to say about our VP hiding behind a twisted religious backdrop on the subject of aliens (and everything else) has been said in my Other Worldly novels, because I don’t have to make this stuff up. If it hasn’t already happened, it will.
In Alienable Rights (2020), an evangelical misogynist homophobic fraud (sound familiar?) issues a dire warning about the demonic dangers of lesbian feminazis running amok, but this time they’re arriving by spaceship to emasculate men.
Also in Alienable Rights:
The feeble-minded founder of Everlasting Evangelical Ministry announced in his pinched, wheezy tone that an epic Christmas documentary will air that very evening. “Proving once and for all time God is not an alien! He is an Earthly god come down from the heavens, a true-blue all-American deity. Not one of those demonic Red Orbiters that burn down houses of worship in cesspools of sin like Nevada!”
And in Feeling Alienated (2020):
“Now we’ve got the Everlasting Evangelical leader frothing at the mouth about toxic chemicals spewing from ‘fruity aliens’ that will make you gay if you have sex with them. Turn on your TV—the decrepit geezer’s going at it right now.”
I grabbed the remote and selected the channel Win told me, but I had to turn down the volume because the demented deacon of damnation was painful to listen to.
“It’s unnatural, unnatural I say! Against all decency! These flaming fruity aliens do unnatural things. Things no one in my day ever did! Their body part chemicals will contaminate Earth and cause a pox on all of us if feminazis don’t stop fornicating and doing unnatural acts with aliens! We must smite them down before they bring a homoalien plague!”
Meanwhile in real life, this t-Rump of an administration actually registered the domain “aliens.gov.” No release of those promised UFO files, though. Gosh, I can’t imagine why. But maybe they’ll claim it was an alien who tried to assassinate the president this time. One hopes another cretin of a MUFON member won’t chomp at the bit and treat that as credible news if it happens.
I do believe the truth is out there, but anyone seeking enlightenment on the subject of UFOs or extraterrestrial aliens—as opposed to what pathetically racist Americans refer to as illegal aliens—is ill-advised to believe a single word coming from this petulant psychopath’s mind—or that of the sick sycophants surrounding him, including DoD, the FBI, and DHS encompassing the Secret Service, not to mention Republican members of Congress. Talk about demonic. I’ll take aliens over these indecent, dangerous dastards any time, any day.