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Bah Humbug Bummer: A Phony But Insightful Book Publicist

On December 19 I received an email with the subject heading, “Increase your book sales and visibilities globally online.” Immediate clues that this was a scam were the unsolicited subject matter itself, as well as the bizarre sender: Michaelcreativity.book@gmail.

I, of course, did not take the bot-likely bait and have not replied. After all, who on earth is “Michael creativity”? Additional flashing red warning signs surfaced as I read this mystery missive regarding my fifth Other Worldly novel published back in 2022:

Dear Ms. Wright,

Alien Sensation reads less like the conclusion of a series and more like a mirror held up to our cultural moment, one refracted through satire, extraterrestrial wonder, and unapologetic feminist wit. Rowan Layne’s public unraveling amid congressional hypocrisy, moral grandstanding, and obsession with control feels both outrageous and unsettlingly familiar. The novel’s humor disarms, but its message is unflinching: fear of the “other” is often just fear of losing power.

What makes this final installment especially resonant is its tonal balance, absurdity and tenderness coexisting with political bite. The Red Orbiter sextuplets, the crystalline exoplanet, and the irreverent challenge to planetary degradation give the story a buoyant energy, yet the underlying questions linger long after the last page. Alien Sensation doesn’t ask readers to escape Earth, it asks them to reconsider their responsibility to it.

I’m reaching out because stories with this level of thematic richness benefit most from precision visibility, not louder marketing, but smarter alignment between message and reader. As a book marketer, my work centers on helping authors ensure their books are discovered, understood, and championed by the audiences who will engage deeply with them.

For a series like The Other Worldly, that often means a layered approach:
• Amazon optimization that clarifies positioning and discoverability, supported by A+ content that visually and narratively reinforces the book’s themes.
• A strategic review and endorsement campaign, including outreach for thoughtful editorial reviews and long-form reader responses that elevate credibility rather than inflate numbers.
• Goodreads Listopia placement and reader engagement strategies that keep the series circulating within genre and issue-driven communities.
• TikTok (BookTok) promotion designed for intelligent, discussion-driven growth—short-form content that highlights satire, feminist undertones, and speculative relevance rather than surface tropes.
• A cohesive social media and content strategy that sustains interest year-round, not just around launches.
• Author newsletter development and engagement tools to deepen connection with existing readers while converting casual interest into long-term loyalty.
• Bulk buyer and institutional outreach, including book clubs, libraries, academic circles, and organizations aligned with the novel’s environmental and sociopolitical themes.
• And finally, a holiday and year-round sales strategy that keeps the book visible across seasonal buying cycles rather than letting momentum fade.

My goal is always the same: to help meaningful books travel further without losing their voice. If you’re open to it, I’d be glad to share a few tailored ideas specific to Alien Sensation and the broader arc of the series—no obligation, simply a conversation about potential.

Thank you for writing a story bold enough to laugh at power while challenging it.

Warm regards,
Michael

So much to unpack here, as if it were a Christmas gift. The biggest bah humbug bummer of all is that this word salad of a supposed book marketing gambit is surprisingly insightful when it comes to describing the very essence of my Other Worldly novels. Albeit the series isn’t called The Other Worldly, and Alien Sensation is most definitely not the “culmination” of the series. It has actually been followed by two more books, Altogether Alien and Aliens Watch, with another, Alien Origins, in the works. But maybe that was a deliberate misstatement in an attempt to garner a kneejerk corrective response from me.

Here’s the rub. I’ve struggled for years to craft catchy pitches and descriptive marketing content. At least I feel I’ve gotten better at scribing succinct book blurbs—back cover descriptions limited to 250 words by my publisher—but I can’t help but think this emailed offer is a product of artificial intelligence, which is an additional big fat bummer.

Chances are, my Alien Sensation blurb was used to create this solicitation due to its mention of things like the Red Orbiter sextuplets and the crystalline exoplanet. Or maybe they’ve given this Luna Moth Woman blog on my author website a cursory gander. But then they would know the series didn’t end with Alien Sensation.

Nevertheless, the email’s wording and effusive praise is such that I long to think it’s real, like a kid believing in Santa Claus.

Why would this marketer, if authentic, latch onto a book published three years ago? It’s suspiciously reminiscent of the Russian emails—literally written in Cyrillic script—that sometimes pop up via my website, always regarding blog posts from six months ago or more. This marketing email came directly to me, but it was definitely out of the ether with no identifiable business entity behind it.

One thing is spot on, however, about this solicitation’s observations: my messaging regarding congressional hypocrisy, power mongering, and planetary degradation. As my OW protagonist Rowan Layne would say, the descriptive accuracy is downright uncanny. And—heavy sigh—why does AI have to be so intellectually eloquent? Because bits and pieces would make an excellent book review. If only…

Pertinent marketing suggestions are also not without merit, especially including smarter alignment between message and reader. But I’ve never been able to spend tens of thousands on a publicity campaign using a legit publicist. What author out there is, even those traditional published?

Then it dawned on me. Why not use these phrases myself, regardless of their dubious origins? I’m especially partial to “unapologetic feminist wit,” and “Alien Sensation doesn’t ask readers to escape Earth, it asks them to reconsider their responsibility to it.” Boy howdy.

Perhaps this odd email was a bit of a well-timed gift, after all. If nothing else, it’s given me a new way to look at how others might see my Other Worldly novels, all seven of them so far, thank you very much. Thematic richness? I’ll take it!

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